got zits? pee on yer face.

[deviant_behaviour]

any time i complain about my skin my boyfriend likes to say "you know zinc is good for skin, and i've got plenty of zinc for you if you want it" and usually thrusts his hips at me and then falls down laughing at himself.

[zombiedoll]

ok looks like im the only one that has tried this!!!! or the only one that will admit to it haha i heard of this years ago and i was really desperate to clear up a few spots before a big event... and it sorta worked... but calimine lotion works about the same and it smells much better!!! so yea. i have no shame.

[Kelley Of Suburbia]

I tried it (I just didn't want to be the first one to admit it lol). I did it for a week when this topic was first posted. I just did it before bed bed because I didn't want to smell like pee all day at school.
It didn't do anything except make my pillow smell bad.

[johnnyxheartbreak]

hell if it'd work i'd try it. i usually don't get any zits anymore but i've got one in the corner of my mouth for the past week that stretches and tears the skin every time i yawn or yell, and looks like a festering cold sore.

i know from personal experience (not mine, but a close friend) that pee clears up poison ivy.

[Kelley Of Suburbia]

^^ Just in case you try it, just make sure you don't get pee in your mouth

[Mistrust]

[/quote]

I lol'd about the human sperm. Some claim that's supposed to be good for your skin, but I call bullshit on that too.[/quote]

In Europe they sell a skin cream that is about $80 and it is mostly sperm.

Fuck, I'm trying the pee thing tonight. I've been breaking out like mad, and I'll let ya'll know how it goes.

[mummifiedlunatic]

I've been trying it since this topic erupted and it cleared my skin pretty good. Then there were times I would forget about my face when I pee before bed.. so there were a couple weeks without pee on my face and my acne came back hardcore. I'm guessing it's not a permanent fix, instead a cycle of endless face pee.

[johnnyxheartbreak]

a cycle of endless face pee.

i've had relationships like that.

[Mistrust]

You mean you're supposed to leave it on overnight? Uh...that's gross. Besides my husband would be pissed (hahaha) if I put piss all over out pillowcases. As it is, I haven't told him about it, I don't want him to get grossed out.

I've been doing it for a few minutes before my morning shower, and it's working a little I guess. My zits are determined to stay though.

[zombiedoll]

[quote="Kelley Of Suburbia"]I tried it (I just didn't want to be the first one to admit it lol). I did it for a week when this topic was first posted. quote]

haha i was wondering if thats what it was...

[DamagedGoods]

ahahah this is the coolest thing i have ever heard. hilarious.
thats so bad ass. if i had a spot i would try it to. no shame. no shame. muahahahahah

[MinorThreat]

this was prolly made up by someone who got off on golden showers
seriously

[DuckieCat]

interesting concept, but i'm not quite that desperate.
i'll stick to good ol' Proactiv for now.

it'd be interesting to find out how it works; i mean, what exactly are the chemicals that penetrate and cleanse the skin, and why does pee work better than medical treatments?
wow, i'm a super dork.

[Buddenstocks]

I've been trying it since this topic erupted and it cleared my skin pretty good. Then there were times I would forget about my face when I pee before bed.. so there were a couple weeks without pee on my face and my acne came back hardcore. I'm guessing it's not a permanent fix, instead a cycle of endless face pee.

So did you just like...put it on like a toner and let it dry before you went to bed? I definitely don't want it coming off on my sheets as my mom would be all up in my business about smelling like piss constantly. Haha...plus I'd be pretty grossed out myself.

[DeadGirlCrowdSurfing]

I lol'd about the human sperm. Some claim that's supposed to be good for your skin, but I call bullshit on that too.[/quote]

In Europe they sell a skin cream that is about $80 and it is mostly sperm.

Fuck, I'm trying the pee thing tonight. I've been breaking out like mad, and I'll let ya'll know how it goes.[/quote]

We have the best continent ever. BUT THAT IS INSULTING TOWARDS OUR MEN. Who can be as manly. Even if they drive minis and smart cars. Ah.

Seriously though, I'm so NOT TRYING the pee thing. I hate my acne, but I'm not very convinced about smearing my own urine all over my forehead.