Lost or forgot your deoderant??

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Lost or forgot your deoderant??

Postby Scottish on Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:59 pm

I just had a really funny experience where i forgot to bring my deoderant on a trip i was taking. I used it in the morning them put it back on my dresser and left. Smart me. I started to stink later on and i was trying to find my deoderant and it wasnt there!
I sweat alot so this wasnt a little thing. the nearest store was a cople miles away and i didnt have a car (and it was 11 o'clock) so i began to be.....inventive. :D
I used this smelly hotel lotion and rubbed it in my pits.
Worked like a charm. :wink:
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Postby dustingstarsoff on Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:52 pm

that's hilarious.
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Postby Stella Lane on Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:44 pm

Ha I've done that before! Great thinking!
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Postby Scottish on Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:53 pm

GREAT PUNK MINDS THINK ALIKE!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Postby devotchka_spikes on Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:16 pm

Haha, That's great! ^__^
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Postby sarahXedge on Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:18 am

I did this too.ages ago and the only down side was this residue it left.
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Postby JellybeanQueen on Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:40 am

In days gone by when deodorant wasn't so available, people would use lemons, limes, oranges etc. Basically any citrus fruit will do! The acid kills the bacteria that makes the smell, as well as working like an astringent! It's a great quick pick-me-up when you're out and find yourself a little sticky. Wouldn't reccomend it after shaving tho.. OWCH!
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Postby +kickass+kaye+ on Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:24 pm

me and one of my friends were hanging out and she smelt this horrible smell and we kept smelling it for about 30 minutes straight and it was making her gag. turns out the smell was the smell of her own armpitts!!! we actually tried to put lotion under there and even sprayed her armpitts with fabreze haha but it wouldnt cover it up. maybe she had too smelly of pitts....pitts of doom
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Postby NicoleIsASquare on Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:30 pm

JellybeanQueen wrote:In days gone by when deodorant wasn't so available, people would use lemons, limes, oranges etc. Basically any citrus fruit will do! The acid kills the bacteria that makes the smell, as well as working like an astringent! It's a great quick pick-me-up when you're out and find yourself a little sticky. Wouldn't reccomend it after shaving tho.. OWCH!


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Postby Scottish on Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:43 pm

Hehe, pits of doom.
Thats my sister in a nutshell. :D
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Postby dustingstarsoff on Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:42 pm

pits of doom, oh man i have the best story about pits of doom, a few summers ago my family was super poor i mean not electricty, hot water, telephone, we were lucky to have a roof over our heads. anyways, i wasa bout two weeks with no shower, i woke up after a crazy night of friends over and walking around amilessly, so i smelt the worst smell of my life, my armpits, as my friend gina awoke i was like "you gotta wiff my pits" she rolled over smelt and almost threw up, she said "it smells like you found a dead animal on the road that was there for weeks covered it in sour milk left it behind a heater for about two winters and then llet it fester unter your pit for about a month.. that's rank we should go to meme's today." so i am going on record for the most horrid armpit in the world and pretty proud of it most boys would not let themselves smell that bad... we used the old spice cool contact wipes on the important areas, and febreezed our clothes. oh i had B.Odorent. it just smelt like a french whore, sorry to all you french people out there that's just the saying over here in the u.s... that and i doubt that you guys smell bad.. but yeah my mom made me start putting boderant on.
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Postby Scottish on Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:48 pm

The girls in my family sweat like NO OTHER.
Seriously, i have to use Right Guard in the summer. Suave crap doesn't work for me.
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Postby lins!!! on Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:17 pm

I'm so gross. I forget to wear deoderant a lot of the time but the smell isn't really that bad to me. cutting a lot of spicy food and meat out of your diet helps.
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Postby Worldinfernite on Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:12 pm

sweat doesnt smell till it hits bacteria so if you have like antibacterial hand stuff and obviously no open cuts in yer pits, you might be able to get away without deodorant that way.
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Postby Scottish on Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:22 pm

I wouldda never thought of hand sanitizer........
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