pits of doom, oh man i have the best story about pits of doom, a few summers ago my family was super poor i mean not electricty, hot water, telephone, we were lucky to have a roof over our heads. anyways, i wasa bout two weeks with no shower, i woke up after a crazy night of friends over and walking around amilessly, so i smelt the worst smell of my life, my armpits, as my friend gina awoke i was like "you gotta wiff my pits" she rolled over smelt and almost threw up, she said "it smells like you found a dead animal on the road that was there for weeks covered it in sour milk left it behind a heater for about two winters and then llet it fester unter your pit for about a month.. that's rank we should go to meme's today." so i am going on record for the most horrid armpit in the world and pretty proud of it most boys would not let themselves smell that bad... we used the old spice cool contact wipes on the important areas, and febreezed our clothes. oh i had B.Odorent. it just smelt like a french whore, sorry to all you french people out there that's just the saying over here in the u.s... that and i doubt that you guys smell bad.. but yeah my mom made me start putting boderant on.