bitsy! wrote:on our drive to louisiana this past spring break we got pulled over by a damn cop for goin slightly over the speed limit my sis-in-law tried crying to get outta the ticket but it didn't work cops turn to even bigger jerks when it's some holiday. had i been awake i could've gotten her out of it somehow.
my b/f and i came up with a few ideas but i'd love to hear yours!
1. pretend ur passenger just vomited...tell him u stopped to eat real quick in some small town and it gave them food poisoning keep a plastic bag handy pretend ur throwin up in there(if u get tickets often make a vomit bottle throw random food and liquid into a bottle and yak that into a plastic bag or outside the door right before the cop gets there)
2. this one works great here in laredo cuz there are tons of trailers tell them u had to speed up cuz a trailer behind u kept kickin up rocks and if u have a craked mirror u can use that as "proof" tell them that was caused by the trailer this also might work around construction sights
3. if u get pulled over for going slightly over the speed limit tell them u were trying to adjust ur cruise control and the engine revved by itself (my car does it sometimes so i guess other cars do to)
4. if ur a dame tell them ur heel slipped and show them some leg! haha jk
i'm sure there was more but that's all i can remember. gimme some of ur ideas!
(now i'm not advocating for speeding but there are times when they pull u over for the dumbest shit)
julie ghoulie wrote:the best thing to do when you get pulled over is to tell the truth when they ask "do you know why i pulled you over?" just cooperate, i was pulled over twice this past summer for speeding and i just said "yeah, i was going too fast" they both let me off with a warning. i didn't show leg, i didn't show boobs, i didn't start to cry, i told the truth. please don't be a helpless girl.
Xine wrote:julie ghoulie wrote:the best thing to do when you get pulled over is to tell the truth when they ask "do you know why i pulled you over?" just cooperate, i was pulled over twice this past summer for speeding and i just said "yeah, i was going too fast" they both let me off with a warning. i didn't show leg, i didn't show boobs, i didn't start to cry, i told the truth. please don't be a helpless girl.
I got pulled over one time for doing 96 in a 65.
Officer comes up to the car, "Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?"
Of course I do! He knows too so I can't lie. I replied, "Pushing 100."
I got a ticket but because I was so cooperative he marked it down to 75 in a 65 and saved me nearly $200.
lex fiend wrote:i've never had a ticket myself (of course i'm driving around right now with one headlight and a cracked tail light...knock on wood). i've been pulled over twice previously for no headlight... once the cops were nice, and the other time the cops were total dicks and made everyone in my car give their name, DOB, and social security number. for a HEADLIGHT?
i got pulled over for speeding in my roomie's car once. i was going 55 in a 35, i really thought it was more like 45. the cop asked me if i knew the speed limit, and i said, "ummm...no." he asked if it was my car, and i told him it was my roommate's and he let me go! i didn't even show him my license or anything. it was crazy. maybe he thought my big tuff boyfriend was going to beat him up.
but anyway, this one is for the daring only. i had a guy friend in high school who got pulled for speeding. as soon as he saw the cop behind him, he start frantically spitting on his crotch. when the cop came up to the door, he explained that he really needed to go to the bathroom and was afraid he'd get in trouble for pulling over and going in the woods. this is where you look down and go, "oops... guess i couldn't hold it."
the cop let him go in the woods to "finish up" and left without giving him a ticket.
it sounds insane everytime i tell it, but this guy wasn't prone to exaggeration, so who knows....
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