getting out of a ticket

[bitsy!]

on our drive to louisiana this past spring break we got pulled over by a damn cop for goin slightly over the speed limit my sis-in-law tried crying to get outta the ticket but it didn't work cops turn to even bigger jerks when it's some holiday. had i been awake i could've gotten her out of it somehow.
my b/f and i came up with a few ideas but i'd love to hear yours!

1. pretend ur passenger just vomited...tell him u stopped to eat real quick in some small town and it gave them food poisoning keep a plastic bag handy pretend ur throwin up in there(if u get tickets often make a vomit bottle throw random food and liquid into a bottle and yak that into a plastic bag or outside the door right before the cop gets there)

2. this one works great here in laredo cuz there are tons of trailers tell them u had to speed up cuz a trailer behind u kept kickin up rocks and if u have a craked mirror u can use that as "proof" tell them that was caused by the trailer this also might work around construction sights

3. if u get pulled over for going slightly over the speed limit tell them u were trying to adjust ur cruise control and the engine revved by itself (my car does it sometimes so i guess other cars do to)

4. if ur a dame tell them ur heel slipped and show them some leg! haha jk

i'm sure there was more but that's all i can remember. gimme some of ur ideas!

(now i'm not advocating for speeding but there are times when they pull u over for the dumbest shit)

[seductress-of-bums]

on our drive to louisiana this past spring break we got pulled over by a damn cop for goin slightly over the speed limit my sis-in-law tried crying to get outta the ticket but it didn't work cops turn to even bigger jerks when it's some holiday. had i been awake i could've gotten her out of it somehow.
my b/f and i came up with a few ideas but i'd love to hear yours!

1. pretend ur passenger just vomited...tell him u stopped to eat real quick in some small town and it gave them food poisoning keep a plastic bag handy pretend ur throwin up in there(if u get tickets often make a vomit bottle throw random food and liquid into a bottle and yak that into a plastic bag or outside the door right before the cop gets there)

2. this one works great here in laredo cuz there are tons of trailers tell them u had to speed up cuz a trailer behind u kept kickin up rocks and if u have a craked mirror u can use that as "proof" tell them that was caused by the trailer this also might work around construction sights

3. if u get pulled over for going slightly over the speed limit tell them u were trying to adjust ur cruise control and the engine revved by itself (my car does it sometimes so i guess other cars do to)

4. if ur a dame tell them ur heel slipped and show them some leg! haha jk

i'm sure there was more but that's all i can remember. gimme some of ur ideas!

(now i'm not advocating for speeding but there are times when they pull u over for the dumbest shit)

If you open the door of your car or stick your head out the window when the cops have pulled you over, you're likely to get shot.....My friends and I got pulled over one time in Philadelphia (I was the passenger), and I had to poop really bad and we were right next to McDonalds, so when they pulled us over, I tried to get out and go to the bathroom, and the police officer pulled her gun on me! It was awfully scary....plus all those police brutality videos don't leave a very good taste in my mouth....I just cooperate with cops at the risk of being beaten to death......

[Elegance Wasted]

My aunt was out driving in Philadelphia. It was her 21st birthday and she was gonna get a DUI. She told the cop her birthday story and he let her go and said Happy Birthday from teh Philadelphia Police Deparment. Or whatever they are called.

She thought it was pretty neat.

>>x0
-TehBo0tab3gga

[shotgun_solution]

I had an accident once where I ended up driving my car into a ditch. I really WAS crying, I think the cop could see that I was genuinely, but that didn't get me out of the "Failure to Control Vehicle" ticket. But then again, I wasn't trying to get out of it, so it didn't really matter.

The day we did get out of a ticket was the day we were on the interstate and the cop pulled us over..we told him we had just gotten engaged that day (and we had, too), and he said congratulatins, I'm going to let you go.

[Ophelia Rox]

boobs!!! he he heh... that can work really well, not for me tho...

[Xine]

Last year, I happened upon a slick of black ice. My options were a guard rail to the right or a ditch on the left. I ended up spinning out and backing into the ditch at 55 miles an hour. Luckily, I was able to think quick enough to narrowly avoid death by dodging the guardrail. Needless to say, the highway patrol showed up. He kept me warm in his cruiser (it was only 20 degrees) and listened to me moan about how I was missing an exam. He asked me what my major was and we discussed a few things within my major (political science). I thought for sure, considering how friendly he was being that I wouldn't get a ticket. Well, he was writing the ticket as we spoke. $127 for failure to control. He said that if there had been other accidents on that road, I wouldn't have gotten the ticket but because I set the precendent I was S.O.L. He had to escort me back to my house because the body was so close to the tire. It was a 55 mph zone and I could only effectively and cautiously go about 30. Well, on the way back, on the same very road I crashed on, we passed two more accidents. Those bastards didn't get tickets because I did.

Oh, and the kicker---it cost me $53 just to get the car out of the ditch. No towing involved. They manipulate you because you have no choice but to pay the damn thing.

[julie ghoulie]

the best thing to do when you get pulled over is to tell the truth when they ask "do you know why i pulled you over?" just cooperate, i was pulled over twice this past summer for speeding and i just said "yeah, i was going too fast" they both let me off with a warning. i didn't show leg, i didn't show boobs, i didn't start to cry, i told the truth. please don't be a helpless girl.

[Xine]

the best thing to do when you get pulled over is to tell the truth when they ask "do you know why i pulled you over?" just cooperate, i was pulled over twice this past summer for speeding and i just said "yeah, i was going too fast" they both let me off with a warning. i didn't show leg, i didn't show boobs, i didn't start to cry, i told the truth. please don't be a helpless girl.

I got pulled over one time for doing 96 in a 65.
Officer comes up to the car, "Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?"
Of course I do! He knows too so I can't lie. I replied, "Pushing 100."
I got a ticket but because I was so cooperative he marked it down to 75 in a 65 and saved me nearly $200.

[BlueLipScab]

the best thing to do when you get pulled over is to tell the truth when they ask "do you know why i pulled you over?" just cooperate, i was pulled over twice this past summer for speeding and i just said "yeah, i was going too fast" they both let me off with a warning. i didn't show leg, i didn't show boobs, i didn't start to cry, i told the truth. please don't be a helpless girl.

I got pulled over one time for doing 96 in a 65.
Officer comes up to the car, "Ma'am, do you know how fast you were going?"
Of course I do! He knows too so I can't lie. I replied, "Pushing 100."
I got a ticket but because I was so cooperative he marked it down to 75 in a 65 and saved me nearly $200.

I love those instances were being honest actually helps.

[Lindsay]

The only time i got pulled over, i was going WAY too fast. i didnt even realize. It was somewhere in New york state. Anyway so i've neve rbeen pulled over prior to this, so i was really panicked. also, i was in my dads car, so when he asked for the registration, i had NO idea where it was. we went through like every bit of paper that was in the car.. and i just had no idea where it was!! i think he thought it was hilarious because i was so frantic and nervous cause i couldn't find it. he let me go and just told me to slow down.

[lex fiend]

i've never had a ticket myself (of course i'm driving around right now with one headlight and a cracked tail light...knock on wood). i've been pulled over twice previously for no headlight... once the cops were nice, and the other time the cops were total dicks and made everyone in my car give their name, DOB, and social security number. for a HEADLIGHT?

i got pulled over for speeding in my roomie's car once. i was going 55 in a 35, i really thought it was more like 45. the cop asked me if i knew the speed limit, and i said, "ummm...no." he asked if it was my car, and i told him it was my roommate's and he let me go! i didn't even show him my license or anything. it was crazy. maybe he thought my big tuff boyfriend was going to beat him up.

but anyway, this one is for the daring only. i had a guy friend in high school who got pulled for speeding. as soon as he saw the cop behind him, he start frantically spitting on his crotch. when the cop came up to the door, he explained that he really needed to go to the bathroom and was afraid he'd get in trouble for pulling over and going in the woods. this is where you look down and go, "oops... guess i couldn't hold it."
the cop let him go in the woods to "finish up" and left without giving him a ticket.
it sounds insane everytime i tell it, but this guy wasn't prone to exaggeration, so who knows....

[seductress-of-bums]

Cops ALWAYS go easy on you if you're being cooperative...plus when they write "...was very cooperative...." on the ticket, it looks better for your files!!! hahaha

[bitsy!]

i've never had a ticket myself (of course i'm driving around right now with one headlight and a cracked tail light...knock on wood). i've been pulled over twice previously for no headlight... once the cops were nice, and the other time the cops were total dicks and made everyone in my car give their name, DOB, and social security number. for a HEADLIGHT?

i got pulled over for speeding in my roomie's car once. i was going 55 in a 35, i really thought it was more like 45. the cop asked me if i knew the speed limit, and i said, "ummm...no." he asked if it was my car, and i told him it was my roommate's and he let me go! i didn't even show him my license or anything. it was crazy. maybe he thought my big tuff boyfriend was going to beat him up.

but anyway, this one is for the daring only. i had a guy friend in high school who got pulled for speeding. as soon as he saw the cop behind him, he start frantically spitting on his crotch. when the cop came up to the door, he explained that he really needed to go to the bathroom and was afraid he'd get in trouble for pulling over and going in the woods. this is where you look down and go, "oops... guess i couldn't hold it."
the cop let him go in the woods to "finish up" and left without giving him a ticket.
it sounds insane everytime i tell it, but this guy wasn't prone to exaggeration, so who knows....

sounds like a good one!

[bitsy!]

now i have to agree with the those who say just cooperate but sometimes man those cops can be jerks so it's best to think of some humorous ideas like these so when u do get pulled over we don't freak out and cry cuz that hardly works and it makes dames look very bad hehe

[julie ghoulie]

cops can be total assholes, the one time i did get a ticket was because my car was unregistered and i didn't know it, the guy pulled me over and all he did was make fun of my pink hair, i got a 100$ ticket and they left me and my boyfriend on the side of the road because they towed the car. ugh.