As I'm sure you all know I like to drink...alot. So how does the fat guy manage to booze it up, and still have enough energy to come here and offend everyone? The answer is simple, and effective.
Before or during your drinking session pop a super complex vitamin B. It's like refined and concentrated Powerade with out the high fructose corn syrup and the sickly sweet flavor. It'll give a nice little energy boost, and replace the things your body is going to lose whilst you're getting your drink on.
Then on the morrow get yourself a high test multi vitamin, and two 200 mg ibuprofen. DO NOT USE ASPIRIN!!! aspirin after heavy drinking or during drinking is a bad bad thing to do. It thins the blood and rips your stomach to pieces. Ibuprofen is similar, but not near as bad. Follow all this up with a strong cup of coffee, or huge glass (I like the 44oz from Sonic) of un sweetend plain ass iced tea.
Depending on your level of debauchery the night before it'll either eliminate your hangover completely or at the very least allow you to not have to call into work or play sick from school.
A nice greasy homestyle breakfast also helps. 2 eggs, toast, bacon and/or sausage, and some hashbrowns....It's not necessary, but it's tasty, and the grease helps absorb what's left of the booze in your stomach.
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jiving too.