The fat mans cure for a hangover.

[lordbrad1]

As I'm sure you all know I like to drink...alot. So how does the fat guy manage to booze it up, and still have enough energy to come here and offend everyone? The answer is simple, and effective.

Before or during your drinking session pop a super complex vitamin B. It's like refined and concentrated Powerade with out the high fructose corn syrup and the sickly sweet flavor. It'll give a nice little energy boost, and replace the things your body is going to lose whilst you're getting your drink on.

Then on the morrow get yourself a high test multi vitamin, and two 200 mg ibuprofen. DO NOT USE ASPIRIN!!! aspirin after heavy drinking or during drinking is a bad bad thing to do. It thins the blood and rips your stomach to pieces. Ibuprofen is similar, but not near as bad. Follow all this up with a strong cup of coffee, or huge glass (I like the 44oz from Sonic) of un sweetend plain ass iced tea.

Depending on your level of debauchery the night before it'll either eliminate your hangover completely or at the very least allow you to not have to call into work or play sick from school.

p.s.
A nice greasy homestyle breakfast also helps. 2 eggs, toast, bacon and/or sausage, and some hashbrowns....It's not necessary, but it's tasty, and the grease helps absorb what's left of the booze in your stomach.

[twisted_ivy]

Thanks Brad!

I also want to throw out there that drinking "Pedialyte" (it's a drink made for babies) after drinking works wonders. It restores electrolyes to the body that are lost during diarrhea or vomiting and re-hydrates the body from all that alcohol that dehydrated you the night before.

[Danse_Macabre]

Greasy food always works for me! I'll have to try to vitamin B thanx for the tip

[tague]

i always found that eating mac n cheese and drinking at least 3 glasses of water before bed helped.

[Ms. Fairlane]

Thanks for the tip. My antihangover remedy is to not(when possible) go to bed drunk. I try to stay up and drink water until im mostly sober. It works for me.

[stephaniesharon]

damn, i so thought you were going to post one of my favorites..

such as chili cheese fries and a chili dog. mmmm.

[lordbrad1]

I know tons of foods that'll make you feel better. The vitamin thing is the "scientific" one. Pedialyte is what I used to swear by till I took my daily vitamins one night while I was power drinking and lo and behold not only didn't I get a hangover I actually felt pretty fucking chipper the next morning.

[justscott]

As kind of a fatkid, I agree, I take 2 ibuprofin before going to drink, and 2 more before passing out, ummmmm sleeping, with a huge glass of water, then the next morning cook breakfast (eggs, toast, hasbrowns, coffee)

Im brand new after that.

[twisted_ivy]

(eggs, toast, hasbrowns, coffee)

MMM!! Bacon and Eggs and hasbrowns and coffee and all that good stuff is like my savior after a night of drinking. Nothing ever tastes so delicious.

[stephaniesharon]

man... i really really want some chili cheese fries now.

[ThisAtomicRomance]

Thanks for the tip. My antihangover remedy is to not(when possible) go to bed drunk. I try to stay up and drink water until im mostly sober. It works for me.

Me too! I drink as much water as I can possibly handle and make sure that I at least don't have the spins when I lay down. And then, in the morning, I take a bunch of vitamins (including B12) and drink a gatorade. It works wonders.

[lordbrad1]

the hydration technique is a great one. I do the super complex vitamin B because it eliminates the need to down 2 gallons of water before bed.

[hefthepickle]

i found this site thats all about hangovers...
hungover.net
its got lots of cures for hangovers some are ridiculous, but it's pretty cool its got lots of crap to do and look at if you are hungover..

[NikkiNockers]

I always pop two ibuprofen and drink a bottle of water before I go to sleep.

And I forget what its called bu there's a really greasy tex-mex breakfast that everyone claims cures a hangover.

I usually am still awake and drunk when I eat breakfast after a long night of partying so I stick to extra bacon and rye toast in the morning.

I've also heard taking Dramamine (the stuff for motion sickness) before you go to bed is a good idea. Stops the nausea.

[Queenofpain]

i agree what and ibprofen help right before bed. Aslo right in the morning when i wake up... i take 2 of the swallowable peptos. so my tummy with stop doing summersaults..